(Alternative title: If my baby was veal, life how much would she be worth?)

Conversation at the self checkout.

Me: Did you scan the baby to see how much she is worth?

Mister: No.

Me: If you think about it, try I bet she is worth a lot.

Mister: Yup.

Me: I mean, clinic she’s a healthy, breastfed, white baby who doesn’t have any known health problems. She’s worth a fortune.

Mister: Totally.

Me: Good to know.

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