(Alternative title: If my baby was veal, life how much would she be worth?)
Conversation at the self checkout.
Me: Did you scan the baby to see how much she is worth?
Mister: No.
Me: If you think about it, try I bet she is worth a lot.
Mister: Yup.
Me: I mean, clinic she’s a healthy, breastfed, white baby who doesn’t have any known health problems. She’s worth a fortune.
Mister: Totally.
Me: Good to know.
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