9/5

Nine reasons why I am a lazy Mum

  1. We sit on the floor all morning while Moira rolls around and I catch up on blogs.
  2. I can’t be bothered to research toys so I spend a lot of time singing inappropriate songs to her, artificial talking to her in bad accents and making up clapping games.
  3. Instead of teaching her to sleep through the night I find it easier to just stick my boob in her mouth when she wakes up and cries.
  4. I find dealing with the stroller to be a pain-in-the-butt so if I can stick her in her carrier when I am doing my errands I often won’t do them.
  5. I don’t always wash down the high chair when I finish feeding her – which is kind of gross since she likes to feed herself.
  6. I often don’t change her out of hers sleeper until we have to leave the house – if we have to leave the house.
  7. We don’t always leave the house.
  8. I haven’t hung up any pictures in her room – they are sitting in a pile…waiting.
  9. I put off things like vaccination appointments until the last minute because I hate the thought of dragging her to another doctor appointment. (Seriously – why are there so many for a healthy child?)

Five reasons why I am an awesome Mum

  1. I spend all morning on the floor with her and even though I am catching up on blogs I am also playing and rolling around with her.
  2. I spend a lot of time singing inappropriate songs to her, talking to her in bad accents and making up clapping games.
  3. She gets to ride around on Mummy when ever we go out.
  4. I let her feed herself even though it makes a big mess – it also makes her happy.
  5. If she is having a fussy day I don’t make her go out – we spend the day playing on the floor and nursing… in our pajamas.

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